Another update from the “Texts From…” series on the Hairpin–Texts From the American Girls. Even though Samantha was my favorite character, Felicity’s my favorite text-er. A sample:

“I must trespass on your kindness one last time
and ask when you will return
as the water you so kindly brought me
ran out several days ago
and I am afraid to venture forth in daylight
and this fetid swamp provides me with no relief
BEN 
BEN I’M GETTING A PONY”

Make sure to click through for the rest of Felicity’s texts as well as some from Samantha and Addy. I want to see follow-ups from the rest of the girls*, too!

*And by the rest of the girls, I mean the ones I remember from childhood. Apparently there are even more now?